Promises, promises

Why do religions promise heaven if you are good and hell if you are bad? Is anyone on Earth so good as to merit the kind of heaven that is described in religious doctrine? Is anyone on Earth so evil as to merit the eternal damnation of hell? Okay, I can think of a few people who deserve hell. But alas, both these places are so fantastical. They promise rewards and punishments that are beyond all proportion.

Moondwabi makes no promises of fantastic hells or heavens in the afterlife. He promises that you will join him on Planet Zygone during this life (which is the final incarnation of all your previous lives). Your future rewards (or punishment) will be an accurate reflection of your merits and demerits in this life. Nothing less, nothing more. A perfect analogy is to see it as building your future house on Planet Zygone. Every good deed you do here on Earth is another brick added to your house. A bad deed is a brick removed. When you arrive to Zygone you may find yourself living in a palace...or a tent. Or something in between. It's all what you build now. An average person will live in an average house - all is fair and fitting on Zygone. Every day that you live here on Earth, your heart, thoughts and deeds are constructing an eternal future that will perfectly reflect your present.

Many cults and conventional religions believe that suffering in this world is rewarded in the next. Don't fall for it, dear reader. That is a lie created by the elite. They want you to accept your lot while they step all over you. You may argue, "But suffering makes me a better person, it builds character". I agree that improving your character is of utmost importance. Suffering may indeed teach some positive lessons. But the only true test of character is when you are not suffering. It is when you are wealthy and successful that your humility and kindness is truly tested - and best put into practice. In the meantime, dear reader, strive to make your world a better place and do not accept suffering as the natural order of things.

Most absurd is that many religions and cults want you to suffer deliberately! They convince you to sacrifice the pleasures of this world in order to receive them in the next. Some go even further and demand that you commit actual bodily or psychological harm to yourself. Their religions contain twisted logic: they tell you to abstain from sex in this world while promising you an orgy in the next. Does the next world not follow the religion of this one? Suffering here means suffering there!*
*(This demonstration of logic is purely theoretical of course, only to make a point. After all, there is no next world other than Zygone.)

Moondwabi teaches that our goal is to get maximum pleasure at every moment. Comfort, love, enjoyment at all times. Why should your daily life on Earth not reflect the life you shall later lead on Zygone? If life is miserable on Earth as a result of my teachings, then why should you trust that things will improve when you are actually on an entire planet full of Moondwabis?

I make no fantastic promises. What you see is what you get. Join the communal life of Moondwabi and decide for yourself if you wish to stay - because you'll be staying for eternity. If you are unsatisfied with us, we don't damn you to hell, in fact we harbour no hard feelings at all. Just leave and take your negativity with you. You are free to rely on the many other forms of salvation that the world offers. Good luck.