Why are we here?

The Planet Zygone in Winter + Wildlife







A big question on many theologians minds is: Why are we here? And if we weren't here, then where would we be? And in that other place wouldn't we wonder why we're there?

This is a question that has weighed heavy on my mind all afternoon. But then I realized that what the question is really asking is "Where did we come from?" - after all, that would explain the deeper meaning of why we are here.

It is such philosophizing that has mislead billions. What we all should be asking is "Where are we going?" and the answer is: the planet Zygone. And there you will worship me in all my glory and pay tribute to the Prophet Marvin. Why no one has figured this out until now is beyond me.

If in need of verification, we turn to the Book of Moondwabi, chapter 7, verse 5, footnote 2:
"To follow Moondwabi means to have already arrived - for Moondwabi has no destination. He is already there. Moondwabi is the place to be."

With this quote to fortify you, my dear ones, be strong in knowing that your time reading this message was not wasted but rather it was the most important thing you could have possibly done. Few have arrived, but many have started down the path. Today you took another step.

-Moondwabi
Temple of Moondwabi
July 2 2007