Approximately 7000 years ago when the human race had advanced sufficiently on its own, the Prophet Marvin descended to Earth from the Planet Zygone with the mission to choose a messenger among us. That messenger was me, Moondwabi, in my first incarnation 999 lifetimes ago.
At that time 7000 years ago the Prophet Marvin chose a man named Eor (my first incarnation) and gave him the name "Moondwabi", meaning "He who shall eclipse God" (Interestingly, the name "Eor" means "He who shall become Moondwabi" which only further proves the great wisdom in the design of the universe). The holy name Moondwabi continues to be bestowed upon a single predestined soul in each succeeding generation - bestowed by the Prophet Marvin himself who appears in a vision.
14th Century Sketch of The Prophet MarvinTHE MESSAGE AS SPOKEN BY THE PROPHET MARVIN TO EOR (MOONDWABI) IN A VISION:
You shall on this day be given an immortal soul that will outlast your mortal body while all other humans shall continue to perish in a manner no different than insects. Your soul - and yours alone - will be eternal. And you shall be reborn in every generation until the end days. Each incarnation of your soul - the person you inhabit - shall at first seem mundane and mortal, no different than other humans (or insects). One day when you grow into adulthood and are deemed ready, you will be visited by the Prophet Marvin and he shall raise you above all humanity and name you Moondwabi. This is the Prophet Marvin's mission: to remind you of your true identity in each new generation (for a body rarely remembers the origin of its soul).
THE MISSION AS IT STANDS TODAY:
In a word: Zygone. It is not heaven and it does not await us in the afterlife. It is a real planet like ours, inhabited by living beings and rich with culture. We are going to the Planet Zygone in this lifetime - in fact, within the next 14 years, at the exact moment that the Earth is destroyed.
The heaven of Earthly religion is for the masses - could such an absurd place even exist? Of course every "God fearing" person on Earth will tell you that he will be there after death. Yes, him and everyone else. Heaven is open and waiting to accept hordes and hordes, billions of us, and to accommodate us all. Of course. Whether a spiritual place or a physical place, heaven will only match the human expectation that invented it and be filled with all the same conflicting beliefs, injustice, greed, and all other fallacies that come with any place inhabited by humanity.
Zygone is paradise. And the communities that live there will never grow old. Once there, God, blessed be She, will restore us all to our full health and recreate us even better than before. All of us, all the interplanetary branches of Moondwabi, will live together in perfect peace and brotherhood.
The absurd and unfair laws forced upon individuals in society do not find favor in our eyes - there is nothing moral about jailing people for wanting to get high or wanting sex, yet millions sit in prisons around the world suffering because they wanted to partake in the desires that come with being human.
The planet Zygone is the ultimate Moondwabi Headquarters. The Prophet Marvin has visited every life bearing planet that exists. He has chosen one soul from each planet and named him the Moondwabi of that world. This every life bearing planet in the universe has its own version of our cult, sharing the same beliefs, same philosophies and a leader named Moondwabi.
The pleasures we strive for today in our daily cult rituals will flourish in a planet governed only by those who wish to increase our pleasure. The very laws of nature itself are custom made to fit our pleasures.
This is not an open invitation for everyone to join us. Not everyone will follow Moondwabi. Many will not wish to and many will not be permitted to. That is for the best, as we want only the best members possible in our cult. That said, we could expand to include thousands, tens of thousands even. And that is why part of my mission - the Moondwabi mission - is to ensure that word gets out and all who are meant to hear it will hear it.
A great complaint often voiced by our critics is that we do nothing to merit such a "heaven". After all, we have no desire to make the world a better place. We plan on fleeing it and leaving everyone else behind. But this is not to say we are callous or without love - indeed, we care for ourselves and our fellow members with a selfless passion. That is the merit we carry with us to the Planet Zygone.
Followers on the planet Zygone will continue to worship both me and the Prophet Marvin, basking in our auras for all eternity. We both demand full attention so you may want to do organize a schedule: one day worshipping me, then one day worshipping the Prophet Marvin. Some of the more dedicated followers choose never to sleep and to divide their day into two segments of worship lasting 12 hours each (minus lunch break). It never feels like work. It feels like the highest pleasure to connect to the source of one's soul.
The greatest thing a follower can do now, with his or her time on Earth, is to practice worshipping me constantly. Adapting to eternal life on Zygone will be that much easier. It is also productive to spend any spare time you can writing prayers and love poems to the Prophet Marvin. Don't arrive to Zygone empty handed. Start now. Give yourself over to Moondwabi completely. Prepare, humble and cleanse yourself for your future audience with the Prophet Marvin and God. Submit and worship us now. Remove any doubt from your minds, for I am infallible.
A DEEPER UNDERSTANDING OF THE MISSION AND ITS IMPLICATIONS:
Who is Moondwabi really? Moondwabi is the great unaccredited force behind all of world history. He was Moses' barber. Genghis Khan's tailor. Confucius' roommate. Napolean's accountant. Thomas Edison's filament supplier. By working behind the scenes, Moondwabi secretly manipulated all of human history to get it to where it is right now.
And where are we "right now"? We are in an age when all religions have fallen short of their lofty promises. Governments are openly mocked for their lies, yet remain in power. Technology claims to advance mankind but does more to alienate and eventually destroy us. Science remains utterly perplexed by the mysteries of life, mired in conflicting theories and ill equipped to answer any. Medicine can't cure us as fast as new diseases can kill us. The natural rescources of the Earth are running out. Our planet is doomed and has tops, 14 years left.
But the solution to all of life's problems is planted long before. It is as a result of chain reactions caused by Moondwabi's various manipulations that television, the internet - all forms of mass communication - come into existence. Purely on His merit, so that the message can reach all who wish to hear it.
And modern modes of transportation allow followers from the farthest reaches of the globe to come home - to their true home.
What benefit is there in worshipping Moondwabi? I present the metaphor of a lit candle. If you touch it to an unlit candle, you get a new flame. Does the first flame diminish, having given some of its fire to the second candle? Not at all. Both flames burn bright and both contain the potential to spread even greater fires. In the same manner, Moondwabi can touch you with his soul and ignite a piece of the divine within you. And with a soul comes immortality. Just as Moondwabi himself must be reminded in each generation who he is, so must every follower be reminded that they followed him in a past life. Thus no one joins Moondwabi, one only returns to him.
Commonly asked is "If the message of the Prophet Marvin is so important, then why did he appear to only one person and not to all of humanity?" There are four equally legitimate answers to this logical query:
1)He is busy (The Prophet Marvin is ruler of planet Zygone and administrator of all other planets in existence, each which has its own unique Moondwabi)
2)The Prophet Marvin is not human (A legend in the holy scriptures tells of how the Prophet descended to Earth thousands of years earlier than his first recorded visit, millenia before the ice age. Upon seeing him, the primitive Earthlings were either scared to madness or they thought he was some kind of tasty beast and tried to hunt him for his meat. During the chase, the Prophet Marvin was wounded in the ankle by a spear. The scar that remains to this day is the identifying mark of the Prophet Marvin. All shall recognize him by it lest another come to Earth claiming falsely to be him and lead humanity astray). Needless to say, he would have trouble walking among us.
3)The message of Prophet Marvin is truth and wisdom to all who open their eyes and see. A sound and light show of the type the Hebrew nation witnessed at Mount Sinai is beneath the dignity of the Prophet Marvin. "Let the message speak, not the messenger." - Book of Marvin, Chapter 3, Verse 17 (Chapter 4, Verse 12 in the second edition)
4)The Prophet Marvin doesn't want all of humanity to hear the message. The few worthy souls who merit redemption shall find it. Destiny will lead them. As for the rest... "You who are worthy, come to Moondwabi. Only fools wait for the mighty to come to them." - Book of Moondwabi, Preface
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